iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

mind-tardis:

thedezdispenser:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

Perfect gif is perfect. 

And don’t forget that homeless guy who got his face chewed off.

Fucking florida, man. What is going on over there

imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD STOP BADGERING GARRETT ABOUT LOOKING LIKE A HOBO BECAUSE FACE IT HE HASN’T TAKEN ANY OF YOUR ADVICE ABOUT THE NOSE RING, THE BEARD, THE GIRLFRIENDS, OR REALLY ANYTHING SO SHUT UP HE LOOKS HOT BC HE’S GARRETT CASE FUCKING CLOSED BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS